Greetings, dear friends!
Once again, the traditional moment has come when we meet on the pages of our magazine, and this is already the seventh issue!
Spring
is coming into its own, although not everyone feels it - perhaps the
authorities are in no hurry to extend the contract with good weather in
order to save money. The first week is free, and then a subscription,
everything is as always. But we do not give up and continue our journey
through the small web, where instead of algorithms, meaning rules, and
instead of the thirst for clicks - the thirst for knowledge.
This
issue is special because we decided to dive into intellectual
entertainment reading, which will surely appeal to everyone who
appreciates the concept of the small web. And we will also remember the
technologies and ideas that once shaped our view of the world and the
Internet. Those who remember the nineties will probably recognize
familiar techniques and concepts, and those who are just discovering
this layer of culture may discover unexpected parallels with the
present.
But we do not only look to the past —
on the contrary, we constantly keep our finger on the pulse of the
technologies that surround us everywhere. They were either with us
before, or accompany us now, imperceptibly intertwining with everyday
life. In this issue, we will talk about the decisions and approaches
that made the Internet what it was before. In each issue, we
traditionally make it clear which of these ideas can be useful today, in
an era when digital freedom is becoming a rarity, and conscious choice
is a necessity.
Our magazine is not just a
collection of texts, but an attempt to comprehend and return the
Internet to its roots. Here, the meaning is important, not the number of
views, here the word is valued above algorithms, and self-expression is
not limited by the framework of trends.
Together
we continue to build a world where you can be yourself, where each site
is a small independent universe reflecting the thoughts and aspirations
of its creator.
So get comfortable, put aside
all unnecessary things and dive into reading. Let this issue bring you
pleasant memories and new discoveries, remind you of forgotten ideas
and, perhaps, inspire you to create something of your own.
Have a nice reading and a good day!
Table of contents:
Last Century HTML Webmastering Masterclass
God-level British scientist
Do you see a WAP site? Neither do I. But it exists.
Reading: How I read Frederic Beigbeder's "99 Francs"
A web designer was riding on a train
History of the floppy disk: the great rise and miserable fall
Download history of one strategically important file
Epilogue
Last Century HTML Webmastering Masterclass
Congratulations,
rookie, you're a webmaster now. Only a select few get here - those
who've mastered two FrontPage 98 lessons and dared to write
`<blink>`.
First
things first: forget about CSS. It's for wimps. We write websites like
pros, in bare HTML. We mark up tables like graves in a military
cemetery.
Never,
do you hear me, never, use proper indentation in your code. If anyone
can read your source code without gagging, you've failed as a
professional.
Buttons
should be as big as the fists of an angry system administrator. Each
button is adorned with the obligatory `<marquee>` with the text
"Welcome to my site!"
Color
scheme? It's simple: red text on a blue background, the background
texture is from the native Windows 95. The user should suffer.
The
site must greet the guest with a MIDI melody. The worse the quality,
the better. It is desirable that it be a terrible loop from Doom,
launched via `<bgsound>`.
Navigation? Forget it. All the links in a bunch, all with underlining. No "relevant" pages. Let the user enjoy the quest.
The
font size varies from microscopic `<font size="1">` to font
cannonade `<font size="7">`. All headings are required in
`<h1>`, otherwise no one will know that they are important.
The
site should take at least five minutes to load. To do this, add huge
GIF animations, loading indicators and endlessly blinking "Under
Construction" icons.
We must insert a fake visitor counter. The more numbers on it, the more respected the resource. Deception is welcome.
Pictures?
Only in BMP format. Let it weigh half a gigabyte, no big deal. And if
you want to seem "advanced", use JPG with a compression level of 10%.
Don't
forget to make a guestbook. In 99% of cases, there will be entries like
"Hi, cool site!" and "How to uninstall Windows?". A place where users
will write what they really think of you.
If
you haven't yet inserted a Java applet with falling snow or a rotating
3D model of a skull - why did you even sit down at the keyboard?
The best logo is text made in WordArt. Ideally with the "Stretch" effect, so that it looks like graffiti on a fence.
Your site should contain at least one banner "Best viewed in Internet Explorer 4.0" and a "Add to favorites!" button.
Post an FAQ. Let it have one question: "Why does the site take so long to load?", and it will be rhetorical.
If
you decide to update the site, never delete old versions. Hide them in
the `/old`, `/backup` and `/temp` folders so that you can randomly
tangle them up years later.
When
you host a site, choose a service with advertising banners on half the
screen. The user must win at the casino, close 30 pop-ups and only then
see your content.
Never,
do you hear, never update the site! The best webmaster of the last
century is the one whose site died in 1999, but still opens in the
Internet Archive. Then you have officially achieved perfection.
Add
an "About Me" page to the site. It should consist of one image stolen
from the Internet and the phrase: "Hi, my name is Sergey, and I make
websites!"
Make a "Useful Links" section. Add 50 broken links there and one link to your second site, which looks even worse.
A real professional always puts a frame around each image. `<border=5>` is the sign of a master!
The
more `<hr>` on a site, the cooler it is. Let the user feel that
he has entered a new era of web design every three paragraphs.
Passwords and private areas? Of course! Access via JavaScript popup with the password "admin".
The gallery should load in a separate window that cannot be closed. The user should suffer!
The mouse cursor? Replace it with a custom huge bright green one with fire animation.
The 404 error page should contain three gifs, a MIDI melody and the phrase "You've come to the wrong place!".
Remember: if your site does not open on Netscape Navigator 3.0, you screwed up!
A
pop-up window with "Are you sure you want to leave my site?" before
closing the browser is a must-have element of a professional approach.
Page background? Definitely animated. Let the users' eyes twitch.
The site should have a page called `links.html` that leads to nowhere.
The guestbook should resemble a forum from the times of Ancient Rome. Whoever wrote last, wins.
The status bar should blink and show phrases like "Warning: virus download started!"
Insert as many `<frameset>` as possible. No one should just get to the content.
The background can be bright yellow with green text. This is not a mistake - it's art!
Add autoplay RealPlayer video with 144p quality. The legend must live on!
And
finally - if someone dares to say that your site is outdated, just say:
"You just don't understand the depth of retro design."
God-level British scientist
While
others wanted to be firefighters, astronauts, rock stars or, God
forbid, successful people, I passionately dreamed of a lab coat, thin
glasses and a serious expression indicating the scientific significance
of my existence. Because as a child, I dreamed of becoming a British
scientist. It was the same naive dream that guides a child through the
years, filling his existence with light and hope.
I was not inspired
by firefighters - too dangerous, astronauts - too pretentious. I was not
attracted by the glory of rock stars - too noisy. Even successful
businessmen seemed to me something distant and incomprehensible, the
desire for knowledge was the only logical vector. Science, in my
opinion, was the last stronghold of meaning in this chaotic world. No
matter what a person does, the facts will always remain unchanged. Two
plus two is always four, and boiling water always burns your hand. You
can build a future on this.
And I saw myself in this future — in a
perfectly starched lab coat, with thin glasses on the bridge of my nose,
a serious expression on my face and an eternal cup of coffee in my
hand. In my fantasies, I endlessly went to scientific conferences,
received grants, made important discoveries, changed the world for the
better. After all, who, if not me, could figure out why a sandwich
always falls down with the buttered side down? Or why socks disappear
one by one after washing? Or finally prove that sitting on a cold floor
has nothing to do with pneumonia?
In short, while others dreamed of
fame, money and adventure, I dreamed of laboratory research, complex
formulas and endless experiments. It seemed to me that this was the true
meaning of life — to discover new laws of nature and feel like a part
of the great scientific process.
At that time, I didn’t know that
real science is not only discoveries, but also endless applications for
funding, red tape, crazy colleagues and experiments, the consequences of
which can make you regret your birth. And that it doesn’t concern me at
all…
But I learned about this later. Much later.
I was born in a
typical gray city, and my parents dreamed that I would become an
engineer, a teacher or, at worst, a musician. If music didn’t work out, I
could try myself in journalism - after all, someone has to write about
dirty roads and new officials who have taken office. And if things
didn’t work out at all, then at least a cook in a school cafeteria.
After all, hot tasty lunches are also a great contribution to society.
But
another destiny beckoned me. I didn’t want to feed schoolchildren, I
wanted to feed humanity with great discoveries. After all, the main
thing is faith in science and boundless persistence.
The first thing I
did was try to change my name to something more British. The proud
"Oliver Newton" appeared in my passport. True, problems with the bank
card immediately arose, but are great discoveries made without
sacrifices?
To become a British scientist, you need to behave like a British scientist.
And
I began to behave accordingly. Tea with milk replaced all my drinks,
and I inserted the phrase "evidence-based" into conversation more often
than scum inserted swear words. Soon, people around me stopped greeting
me, which, however, only strengthened my scientific aura.
The main obstacle to my career turned out to be the lack of funding.
After
all, even to determine that water is wet, a British scientist needs at
least a million pounds. So I decided to attract the attention of
potential investors. The first study was on the topic of "How does the
moisture content of socks affect the adoption of fateful decisions." I
hoped that it would be appreciated in the highest scientific circles...
To my surprise, I never received the grant.
I
had to act radically. I started to sensationalize. I discovered that
people die in 100% of cases if you wait long enough. I came up with a
formula for success, which boiled down to the number of subscribers on
social networks. I conducted a study on the effect of self-hypnosis on
appetite, but after three days without food, I lost consciousness and
was hospitalized.
After being discharged, I made another discovery:
hospital food contains fewer calories than in a scientific career. This
allowed me to lose a few kilos and almost come closer to the image of a
typical British intellectual.
At the next stage, I decided to do
something simpler. I contacted a local journal with an idea about a
“phenomenal discovery” that the more a person works, the less he rests.
My article was rejected, politely citing the lack of reviewers capable
of appreciating the depth of thought.
The disappointment was
great, but I did not give up. I decided to conduct a new, revolutionary
study - to determine how similar an exhausted person is to a corpse. The
experiment was extremely successful, especially for the morgue staff,
who mistook me for a client and almost registered me. More precisely,
not so: they registered me, but then a few hours later they were
hospitalized.
After some time, I realized that a scientific career
requires connections. But British scientists I knew were rare, and local
scientists for some reason preferred to work in factories, in taxis,
and trusted the labor exchange more than education and ambition.
Then
I realized: I needed international fame. I created a loud headline:
"Scientist discovers that after death comes the end of life!" and sent
it to popular tabloids. There were no responses, but the article somehow
became a very popular meme.
One day, I decided to check whether the
amount of food eaten affects the desire to work. The results were
astounding: after a heavy lunch, the brain refused to turn on, and after
a couple of hours, natural hibernation set in. This discovery gave me a
reason to apply for a grant to study office procrastination, but the
answer was short: "You're just lazy."
Without giving up hope, I took
on a new study - whether it is possible to speed up time if you do not
look at it. For several weeks, I periodically sat with my eyes
blindfolded, but for some reason the utility bills did not disappear.
The
next was a revolutionary discovery: if you stand in line for a long
time, you begin to hate humanity. This seemed obvious, but required
scientific confirmation. For several days, I studied the reactions of
people at a local clinic. The conclusion was unambiguous - patience has a
limit, after which patients turn into a pack of angry wolves.
I also
tried to find out if it is possible to fall asleep faster if you take a
comfortable position. During the experiment, 132 different limb
positions were tested, including the "curled shrimp" and "lying Buddha"
poses, and the "doggy style" pose. The only thing I found out was that
sleep actually does occur after the neck is bent at an angle of over 90
degrees, but in a hospital ward.
Another important discovery: if you
search for the meaning of life for a long time, you can lose your job. I
spent two months studying the treatises of philosophers and watching
videos of street dogs, but in the end I only received a letter from my
boss with an offer to continue searching for meaning at the labor
exchange.
When I decided to check whether it is possible to
distinguish cheap alcohol from expensive, the experiment ended at the
station, where I asked the police to conduct a double-blind test. They
refused, but kindly reminded me that my theory that alcohol slows down
reaction is correct - especially if you need to react to shouts asking
you to leave the room, which also contained words that increased the
effect of the importance of what was said, and significantly increased
speed.
The social media experiment was no less enlightening. I tried
running an account where I posted only scientific facts. The first two
posts got three likes (one from my mom), and the third only gained mass
interest after I accidentally posted it with the note “sensation: this
fact killed 99% of scientists.”
I also decided to find out if it was
possible to live for a month eating only food from vending machines. The
first three days were fine, but then my stomach started protesting, and
the machine started giving a “transaction error” when it saw my card.
It turned out later that people in white coats call this “acute eating
disorder.”
The insomnia experiment was extremely educational. For 72
hours, I didn’t sleep, waiting for my mind to start producing brilliant
ideas. At the 50th hour, I understood the meaning of the universe, but
forgot it when I was distracted by a cat. At the 60th hour, I felt like I
was becoming a cat myself. At 70, I was already talking to a desk lamp.
After 72 hours, my brain made the only right decision - to switch off.
My
last great discovery was proof that if you don’t go outside for a long
time, you can forget why you exist at all. I conducted an experiment,
not leaving my apartment for a year. As a result, I stopped
understanding why doors exist, was surprised every time I found clothes
in the closet, and was genuinely shocked to see that after pulling back
the curtains - the sun was shining outside. Perhaps this is how
philosophers are born.
My enthusiasm waned over time, but there was
still hope for popular recognition. So I organized a lecture at the
local House of Culture. The only visitor was my former school teacher,
who came to make sure that I was truly hopeless.
But real success
came when I discovered that my photo appeared on social networks with
the caption: “This man is living proof that science does not save you
from stupidity.” The post received thousands of likes, and in the
comments I was called a “God-level British scientist.”
I realized that my dream had come true. Although not in the sense I expected.
Now
I drink tea with milk every day, behave confidently in the face of
failures, and prepare for the next scientific breakthrough. For example,
I want to prove that if you stare at the refrigerator for a long time,
food does not appear in it.
The scientific community is clearly not
ready for such discoveries. But I know: the main thing is not the
result, but persistence. After all, a real British scientist must
suffer. And, preferably, with a sense of deep intellectual superiority.
Do you see a WAP site? Neither do I. But it exists.
Few
people remember, and those who did not live through it do not even know
that along with the forgotten, but still existing and used protocols,
there is a protocol called WAP. Today I will tell you what kind of
protocol it is, when it appeared, how it was used and why it sank into
oblivion.
And I would like to teach you how to make WAP sites, but
the magazine, although technical, is still not for manuals on the
intricacies of certain protocols, so I will only mention some aspects,
hoping to arouse your interest for independent information search,
because the protocol is very old and for weak devices, and therefore
quite simple. You just need to sort out some confusion.
So, get out your push-button mobile phones, and for those who do not have them - they can now be bought for 20 US dollars.
In
the distant distant times, when many were not yet born, the Internet at
home was not so necessary for a wide range of people, and the era of
mobile phones was just gaining momentum and there was a need to receive
information about exchange rates, stock indices, weather, news, and even
to read mail. All this usually required, at a minimum, a computer with a
modem and a telephone socket. And even with a laptop, people whose work
was related with frequent and long trips needed to promptly receive
this or that information. And not at all to download a cool melody from
the movie Matrix or change the picture instead of the inscription of the
name of the mobile operator on the screensaver measuring 101 by 27
pixels. At that time, mobile phones could only make calls, send and
receive SMS, and, at best, synchronize a notebook and organizer with a
computer via an IR port.
However, since the early 1990s, some devices
had the ability to work as a CSD modem connected to a computer via the
previously mentioned IR port or data cable, thus allowing access to the
Internet. But it was expensive and the speed did not exceed 9.6 kilobits
(not even kilobytes) per second. So, the phone, like a dial-up modem,
dialed a number determined by the cellular service provider, and
switched to data transmission mode over the voice channel.
WAP
appeared in 1998, when several companies, namely Openwave (former
Phone.com, and before that Unwired Planet), Ericsson, Motorola and Nokia
organized a non-profit organization Wapforum, whose task was to work on
a standard for simplified Internet pages for weak mobile devices.
Later, other mobile device manufacturers joined this consortium,
supported this idea and began to build WAP support into their phones.
At
that time, the market was still dominated by mobile devices with a
small monochrome screen that could display 3-5 lines of medium-sized
font. Such devices mostly did not have a powerful processor and much
enough memory, but they could work on one charge for a week or even more
(and there was no need to invent power banks). Therefore, it was
necessary to create such a protocol specification so that mobile phone
browsers could work in such conditions.
So Openwave became the main
supplier of WAP browsers (in cooperation with manufacturers) for mobile
devices, although some mobile device manufacturers developed browsers
themselves, according to the specification. And yes, they worked
natively, and were developed for each phone firmware individually due to
the very limited resources of the devices, that is, there was no common
framework for all devices, as was the case with Java (J2ME)
applications. But even with the advent of Java in phones, native launch
was still practiced, and not as a J2ME application.
But let's get back to the protocol. There is always confusion here, so let's figure out what is what.
Let's
start with the transport layer, through which WAP sites (and, for
example, mail) directly get to your device. At that time, there were 2
ways to connect to the Internet: CSD and later GPRS. Both protocols
allow you to be connected to the same Internet where regular websites,
mail, messengers and other services work.
In the case of CSD, you
need a dial-up number to access the Internet, which is provided by a
cellular service provider and is usually charged by time. In the case of
GPRS - an access point (Access Point Name - APN) and charged for
received and transmitted data.
Although WAP is called a protocol, in
fact, it uses http (or https) as a protocol with one small difference:
for it to work on mobile devices, a WAP gateway is required. Previously,
the WAP gateway was also provided by the cellular service provider, but
in most cases, it is not necessary to use it, especially now that they
are no longer provided.
To keep things simple, the WAP gateway
receives requests from your WAP browser in binary form (i.e. not plain
text, as with regular web sites), converts them into plain text
understandable to the http server where the WAP site is hosted, after
receiving a response from the http server in plain text format, converts
it back into binary and sends it to the WAP browser on your phone (via
any connection, CSD or GPRS).
This procedure allowed you to save
traffic and increase speed, since the data transmitted and received in
binary format is less than in plain text.
In common, WAP sites were
hosted on regular web servers, in the same regular Internet where
desktop websites for computers are. From the web server side, it was
only necessary to configure the correct transmission of the document
type for WML and be able to send the index page in this format.
And
what is WML (Wireless Markup Language)? This is a markup language for
WAP sites, the same as HTML for websites, only greatly simplified due to
the requirements for the hardware of mobile devices of that time and
the data transmission channel. Like HTML of the first versions (1.0,
2.0, 3.2), WAP uses the same tags for text formatting, for example
<b> and <i> for bold and italic.
And although WML is
generally similar to HTML, there are some differences related to display
on small device screens and the need to connect to the Internet each
time to load a page.
Namely, such mandatory tags as deck and card
were introduced. One WML document can only have one deck, which contains
one or more cards. Information from only one card is displayed on the
screen. This is necessary so that the navigation on the site does not
take a long time and fits harmoniously on a small screen without the
need for long scrolls, and when switching between cards there is no need
to reconnect to the Internet and download the document (call again, as
it was in CSD).
Each card could contain its own title and navigation elements (go href, do) or actions.
Also,
it was optional to use the "template" tag, which allowed you to set a
common navigation template for all cards in the deck, this helped the
WAP site developer to describe the template only once, and saved the
size of the WML document, so as not to enter the code into all cards.
Despite
its similarity to HTML, WML, especially the first versions, was more
different from HTML, for example, to set the font size, you could use
the <big> and <small> tags. But I will not list all the tags
here, it is beyond the scope of the article, but I will leave a link to
the WML development guide -
https://www.tutorialspoint.com/wml/index.htm
In subsequent versions, WML became more and more functionally similar to HTML.
By
the way, about the size of WML documents, the size of one WAP page
(document, not site) should not exceed 1400 bytes, but in binary form.
That is, on the disk it can take up more space, and after binarization
on the WAP gateway, it should fit into these 1400 bytes.
But in
addition to text, links, and other elements, images in WBMP format were
also supported, this is a monochrome format, into which you can still
convert an image using imagemagick in Linux.
And since WAP is not
some separate Internet, then maybe you can view WAP sites not only from
mobile devices? Of course you can, but ordinary modern browsers are not
suitable for this. Previously, Opera, which was still on the Presto
engine, was able to display WAP sites on a computer, and for Linux you
can use the Wapua browser.
There is a small life hack that, although
it will not allow you to view a WAP site on a computer in a modern
browser, will at least allow you to understand what this WAP site is
about. To do this, open any web page in any browser, click Source View,
and substitute the address of the WAP site, instead of the current one.
And
also, you can create and place your WAP site on our hosting
http://web1.0hosting.net and it will work on your mobile device. We also
have a WAP gateway for this 135.181.118.15:9201 that you can use to
access any working WAP sites from your device. And you can also visit
our WAP site: http://wap.w10.host
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Reading: How I read Frederic Beigbeder's "99 Francs”
When
I decided to read this phenomenal book, I thought that this book would
change the life of everyone who read it. After all, it is a masterpiece
about the meaninglessness of advertising, about the decay of consumer
society, about the emptiness of existence!
I made coffee, picked up
my old tablet and... forgot it on the kitchen table. For a week. Because
I hastily decided to rewatch the film and prolong the aftertaste. When
the patterns in my head come together in some kind of logical lump, I
decided that I could start reading.
When I finally started, I
realized that the life of an advertiser is not at all like mine:
senseless spending, cynicism and alcohol. Only unlike the hero of the
book, I would never be paid for my alcoholism. Someone might think that
this is great - you are having fun, and you are paid for it. Not
everything is so clear))
However, after a couple of pages I realized
that in front of me was not just a novel, but a self-destruction manual
in a glossy cover. It had everything: cocaine, women, degradation and
advertising slogans that made you feel ashamed for humanity. I tried to
read slowly, but the text itself rolled into my consciousness, like
bills into the pocket of an advertising genius.
Frederic Beigbeder,
the author of this masterpiece, is a man who managed to simultaneously
despise and adore the advertising world. He managed to print 300 pages
of hatred for the industry that fed him, and then sell them in beautiful
packaging with marketing slogans. It's as if a butcher staged a protest
against the killing of animals, holding a juicy piece of meat in his
hands. He worked in advertising himself, so his book is a confession of a
man who splashed around in a pool of bleach for too long and suddenly
remembered that he has skin. While reading, I imagined myself as the
owner of a vegan restaurant that secretly feeds customers beef.
But enough metaphors.
While
reading “99 Francs,” I felt my brain being soaked in cynicism, as if I
were receiving a transfusion of Don Draper’s blood (from the TV series
“Mad Men”), only without the aesthetics of the 60s. Beigbeder wrote as
if his whole life was one big commercial that he had long since become
sick of. Each paragraph was saturated with hatred for corporations,
office rats, and his own reflection in the mirror. After the third
chapter, I began to suspect that the author was either a genius or a
person who spent too much time sniffing glue in the office. But it was
impossible to stop reading.
And it’s a good thing I decided to watch
the movie “99 Francs” beforehand, so that I could compare the sensations
later. The difference between the book and the movie was about the same
as between a bottle of good wine and a pot of alcohol with wheels of
ecstasy. The film tried to be cheeky, but it looked more like an
advertisement for itself.
The main character in the book was a
bastard, but in the film he was turned into a cute bastard - the kind
you want to have a drink with, but you don't want to leave him in your
house. In the book he was drowning in cynicism, in the film he just rode
it like a surfboard.
Jean Dujardin's performance as Octave Parango
deserves a separate discussion. Dujardin is an actor who can play
anyone, from a silent film character to a disgusting advertising man,
and he will be equally convincing in all of them. In his performance,
Octave turned out to be not just a cynical bastard, but a cynical
bastard whom for some reason you want to hug.
In the book, Octave is
the man you would be the first to throw out of the ship in a crash. In
the film, he is more like that friend who constantly makes questionable
decisions, but manages not to make you want to smother him with a
pillow.
The ending in the book is a real slap in the face to anyone
who has ever worked in an office. So sarcastic that I wanted to reread
it again for moral consolation. Did he really write this?
The ending
in the film was different, less cruel - because the viewer, apparently,
is not ready for the truth. If the book can be compared to an electric
chair, then the film is a high chair from IKEA: comfortable, beautiful,
but not scary.
In the end, I closed the tablet, looked in the mirror
and realized that I urgently need to share my impressions with you. But
not just share, but motivate you to watch the film too. Although no, it
is better to watch the film and read the book. And maybe reread another
book by Beigbeder. But only after a bottle of good wine.
A web designer was riding on a train
When
I started trying to make websites, it was the wild 2000s. The world was
already spinning around progressive technologies: someone was already
using PHP to replace the old Perl, someone was mastering JavaScript, and
even shoving various multimedia into their pages. But what about me? I
was sitting at my old laptop with a Pentium 166 MHz, with a proud 16
megabytes of RAM, under Windows 98. And when I say "sat", I mean that I
was working on it fully, and not watching Notepad load, because it
couldn't do anything faster anyway. No! Now it seems like something
outlandish, but back then it was a fully functional combat machine, even
with a multi-window browser, Photoshop, and serious code editors ))
The
Internet back then was not what it is now. We didn't upload huge videos
in one click, didn't use so many frameworks, huge amounts of graphics,
and didn't even know what the cloud was. We downloaded our resources via
Internet Explorer, and if a page loaded in less than a minute, that was
already a success. I was sincerely happy when I finally found a free
hosting with FTP access. True, uploading files to the server from my
laptop was as much a pleasure as watching paint dry (I admit, I didn't
watch it).
Website layout was a tough challenge back then, and I
wasn't looking for easy ways. Table layout? It was my first and only
love! `<table>` and `<tr>` were like brothers to me.
`<td>` is my faithful friend, who always keeps everything in the
right place. Back then, no one thought about the fact that "tables are
not intended for layout". We just took them and used them, because it
worked. (a web designer was riding a train <td> </td>
<td> </td> <td> </td> )
But then
"revolutionary" technologies came into our world. Excessive use of CSS
suddenly started to gain popularity, and everyone started saying:
"Tables are obsolete, my friend! Use `div` and `float`!" I looked at
these floats, at their unpredictable behavior, at how they break the
whole page if you do something wrong, and I thought: "Screw you!" I
continued to layout with tables. After all, why do I need your
`position: absolute` when I have `<colspan>` and
`<rowspan>`?
But time went on. Tables began to die out like
dinosaurs, although they did not die out, they were simply forgotten.
Modern browsers started working with styles better and better, and
search engines started to despise “old pages” as something archaic and
unworthy. At some point, I even tried to adapt. I learned `float`,
struggled with `clearfix`, tried `flexbox`, even glanced at `grid`. But
every time I needed to make a simple layout, I yearned for the good old
`<table>`.
However, I knew: you can’t go against the flow.
Today, if you use tables for layout, you can be ridiculed in any IT
chat. Front-end developers will harass you with shouts: “How could you!
This is wrong!” And even if you explain a hundred times that you are
simply TOO LAZY to figure out yet another new CSS syntax, no one will
believe you. People will look at you as a person lost in the past who
still runs Windows 98 in a virtual machine. Well, what can you do? I
don't like HTML5.
Web design was developing strangely back then. At
first, web design was simple and clear, like a light morning breakfast.
The page consisted of logical blocks, text was text, pictures were
pictures, links led where they were supposed to. But then designers came
(probably from the printing industry, where else would they come
from?), and decided that "so simple" was not sophisticated enough. Some
kind of madness began: sites began to turn into New Year's trees, where
everything blinked, scrolled, jumped and inevitably turned on music
without asking. HTML seemed unfairly pushed into the background, turning
it into a miserable framework on which they hung everything they could.
But
that was not enough. At some point, someone decided that a site should
not just be a site, but a multimedia show. They began to shove
animations, videos, music, 3D elements and some interactive bells and
whistles into it. The more, the better. It felt like web designers were
competing to see whose website would burn more CPU power and shut down
the browser faster...
And then this bastard Flash appeared. In small
doses it was still bearable, but when websites started turning into
solid Flash interfaces - that was the end. Give this designer more
pills, because buttons that spin, blink and disappear when you hover
over them - that's a clinical case.
Why am I so ascetic?
This is
at first glance, in fact, I love table layout for its simplicity, and
for its predictability. For its brutal logic, where everything is
exactly where you said. But I almost never use it. Because the world has
changed. And I... I'm just too lazy to argue again with these new
technologies that every week find a new "most convenient way" to layout
pages (not really true, I'm still fighting).
History of the floppy disk: the great rise and miserable fall
The
distant year of 1967. Smart people are sitting in the IBM labs in San
Jose and racking their brains: how to create a cheap data carrier
capable of loading microprograms for processors, mainframes and control
modules? The main condition is the price is no more than five bucks,
otherwise the bosses will not let it pass, and users will not appreciate
it. Nobody wants to invest in a device that is easier to throw away
than to replace. Reliability? Well, we would like to, of course, but
let's be realistic.
More than half a century has passed, it is 2025,
and floppy disks are still alive! Well, how alive... Somewhere on the
outskirts of archives, in museums, and with especially persistent fans
of retro technology who feed on nostalgia and soldering smoke. Why did
this ancient data carrier not give up for so long? For us now it is a
symbol of antediluvian technologies, like a matrix printer or a COM
port. But in its time the floppy disk caused a technological revolution:
punch cards became a thing of the past, kilometers of magnetic tape
became unnecessary, and one plastic square solved all the problems.
The
first floppy disk appeared in 1971, when IBM was racking its brains
over how to load programs into the System/370 computer. The built-in
memory, which was erased when the power was turned off, was not enough.
Loading the software again every time was a real pain. IBM's memory
manager, Al Shugart, remembered David Noble, a man who did not know what
personal time was and worked 25 hours a day. It was he who proposed the
concept of a flexible magnetic disk.
The first floppy disk was an
8-inch disk with an iron oxide coating. It was disposable: nothing could
be written, only read. Capacity? 80
kilobytes is enough to fit a dozen high-quality ASCII art, a simple
game, or a dozen and a half pages of documentation. The main problem was
dust: any speck of dust destroyed the data instantly. The solution came
unexpectedly - the floppy disk was given a "house" made of non-woven
material, which wiped it with each rotation. Shugart recalled that
without this idea, the floppy disk would have been doomed - like a
Flappy Bird without wings.
IBM built a floppy disk drive into the
System/370 and used floppy disks to load firmware. Everything seemed
fine, but this design did not become a standard. In 1973, IBM released
an improved version: now the floppy disk could not only read, but also
rewrite data. The volume increased to 256 kilobytes, which is also not
much, but better than nothing.
Evolution: from big to small
The
8-inch floppy disk was too big for desktop PCs. In 1976, the time came
for the 5.25-inch floppy disk. How was this size chosen? Legend has it
that IBM engineers were sitting late at a Boston bar when someone
glanced at a napkin under a cocktail. It turned out to be the perfect
size, and someone said, "What if..." Thus, a new format was born, and
the bar was left without one napkin.
But development did not stop. In
1981, Sony introduced the 3.5-inch floppy disk - the one we remember. A
reliable plastic case, a latch, 720 KB and then later even 1.44
megabytes of data, and even 2.88 MB. It seemed that the floppy disk was
destined to live forever. But time was merciless. The quality of floppy
disks fell, like the economy after a crisis. If the floppy disks of the
90s worked for years, then later copies could deteriorate after a couple
of rewrites.
A Sad Ending
By the 2000s, floppy disks were
starting to die out. Flash drives, CD-Rs, DVD-Rs, and cloud storage
quickly replaced them. But manufacturers went further: they deliberately
degraded the quality of floppy disks and disk drives so that people
would finally abandon old technology. Yes, there is a conspiracy!
In
2011, Sony stopped producing floppy disks. In 2023, the last plant in
Japan announced that supplies were running low. And now we live in a
world where children don’t know what the save icon in Word meant. Floppy
disks are gone, but their memory lives on in our hearts... and in the
garages of old IT professionals, where dusty boxes lay around.
But floppy disks are still in use!
Up
until 2019, the US Army stored data on nuclear weapons on 8-inch floppy
disks. In Japan, government departments continued to use floppy disks
for document management until 2021. A similar situation was observed in
France and Germany, where old systems still rely on time-tested
technologies. Why? Because floppy disks are cheap, simple, and provide
reliable data storage, and floppy disk drives are easy to replace.
In
mission-critical systems such as aviation, medical devices, and
industrial automation, floppy disks remain relevant - there is simply
nothing to replace them with if the equipment was developed decades ago.
Perhaps in a hundred years, someone will laugh at flash drives the same
way they laugh at floppy disks now, but for now this "relic of the
past" continues its strange but stubborn existence.
And how long will
flash memory last? We'll see. But one thing is for sure: no other
storage medium has evoked as much nostalgia and devilry as the good old
floppy disk.
Download history of one strategically important file
Vasily,
known among his friends as Vasya_1337, was sitting in his small room,
filled with the treasures of the era. The room was dark and cool, in
front of him a monitor flickered, connected to an old 486 computer,
which periodically showed the results of his hard thinking on the
screen, then beeped a couple of times, and thought for a long time. On
the wall hung a large rug with deer, next to it stood a cabinet filled
with video cassettes with action movies, between some pirated copies one
could see "Commandos" and "Rambo" bought at a flea market. Windows 95
started up, then a solemn welcoming sound played throughout the room,
and Vasya prepared for the great deed.
Immersion in the Internet
began with the melodic singing of the US Robotics 33.6k modem. Each
connection turned into a ritual: first dialing a number, then mysterious
howls, and then waiting. Vasya froze, looking at Netscape Navigator,
which was slowly loading "Yahoo!" through the ISP server. The speed was a
majestic 3 kilobytes per second, if the stars were aligned.
Today
was a special day. Vasya had gotten hold of a secret list of sites on
the FIDO board where you could find JPGs and even short AVIs. It was
1998, and such content was more valuable than gold. He typed the address
with trembling fingers, and then - clicked on the link...
The
download began. Three percent... seven... ten... Vasya was in
anticipation, when suddenly - **CRACK** - the phone rang, the modem
clicked, and the connection was lost. Vasya jumped up. It was grandma.
"Hello! Vasya, are you calling from the city?! We have tariffs, by the
way!" Grandma seemed to have some kind of remote access to the
apartment, she sensed something was wrong with her ass, and periodically
bothered everyone with various little things. It was understandable,
there aren't many entertainment options in the suburbs.
Vasya took a
deep breath, dialed the provider's number again, and returned to the
site. The 15 kilobytes he had downloaded had to be restarted. Tears came
to his eyes, but Vasya didn't give up. He knew: the path of a master is
difficult, but the result is worth it. The "Masturbation" folder on
disk D was nevertheless empty, waiting for new products.
In the
background, down the hallway in the kitchen, an old "Donbass"
refrigerator was making a groaning sound, reminding everyone that the
demons of Soviet engineering were living inside it. Vasya glanced at his
watch. It was already midnight. His parents were asleep, the modem was
quietly beeping, and the picture was still loading. Gradually, a
beautiful face became visible.
Suddenly, something popped and the
monitor screen went dark. The electricity went out. Vasya screamed into
the void. Somewhere on the street, twenty minutes later, local
alcoholics were testing the strength of a transformer. Vasya sat in the
dark, wondering if it was possible to restore the session, carefully
tiptoed along the corridor to his dad's jacket, and, stealing his first
cigarette in his life, went outside.
Half an hour later, the lights
came back on. Vasya rushed to the computer, waited for it to load,
launched Netscape and opened the page again. The technology of that time
did not forgive shutdowns: everything started from scratch. 5%... 10%…
A
demonic sound came from the speakers - ICQ notified about a new
message. A friend on Fido, Dimon666, asked: "What, are you downloading?"
Vasya answered with a nervous "yeah", hoping that Dimon would not send
him the file. ICQ was famous for the fact that its “cuckoo!” could wake
up even the dead.
At three o'clock in the morning, after many disconnections and connections, the file finally loaded.
His
eyes were closing and his body was asking to go to bed, Vasya turned
off the computer and lay down, and then just lay in bed and looked at
the ceiling, listening to the Donbass refrigerator gather its courage
again to survive another night.
Vasya was 15 years old, and his whole
life was continuous suffering. At school he was considered a nerd, in
the entryway - a mama's boy, and in Internet chats - a noob. He knew
that his path was not easy: downloading pictures via a modem when his
mother demands to free the line is a test of spirit, and not just
digital labor.
Behind the wall, his father was snoring, who worked
six days a week in production and always came home drunk. Yesterday he
forgot to close the door to the toilet and fell asleep right on the rim
of the toilet. Vasya spent a long time choosing between trying to wake
him up or just enduring until the morning. In the end, he slouched and
went outside to water the tree.
His mother didn't understand Vasya's
interests either. She thought that the Internet was something pointless
and very expensive, and that a computer was needed solely to "calculate
salaries" or "play solitaire." When she once caught him downloading
something suspicious, she interrogated him with partiality. He had to
lie that he was looking for an essay on anatomy.
Vasya was an outcast
at school. His classmates, who were punks, constantly teased him for
wearing a sweater knitted by his grandmother. In the cafeteria, he was
hit on the head with a tray, and once he even broke his glasses when he
tried to dodge a thrown school bag. The teachers, of course, pretended
that nothing was happening.
He had a dream - to save up money and buy
a 1 GB hard drive. This would be salvation, this would be a "heavenly
storage". But where to get the money? Vasya tried to sell floppy disks
with games at school, but some high school student took his entire
collection and promised to break his fingers if he complained.
There
was only one way left - the Internet. Vasya had already heard of the
term "webmaster". It was possible to make websites and earn money! True,
for now his creations resembled sad text on a gray background, but he
believed that one day he would succeed.
Tomorrow he will try again.
Tomorrow he will start the modem again, pick up the mouse again and
click on the cherished link again. The main thing is that grandma
doesn't call. She always calls!
Epilogue
Here is our latest journey through the pages of Elpis. The issue turned out to be rich, full of memories. We looked into the past, remembered the technologies that once defined the appearance of the Internet, and thought about what awaits us in the future.
Spring is coming into its own, although perhaps not everyone has felt it yet. But in this issue we did not talk about the weather. We talked about meaning. About texts that make you think, about technologies that help you stay independent, and about people whose creativity makes the Internet truly interesting, I hope you liked the humor too.
So, dear friends, do not lose touch, continue to read, write, create. Small Web lives thanks to you. And we will see you in the next issue.
Until next time!